Klinger

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Corporal, USA: Maxwell Q. Klinger ~
Serial Number: RA19571782

Toledo Ohio, born and raised. Klinger wants nothing more than to go home to his mother, father, sister and wife Lavern. Klinger married Lavern over the radio. She was the love of his life, until she took all his alotment cheques, built up a big bank account and found herself another guy. Klinger was heart broken, when he asked the Colonel to fix it so he could go home, he flat out refused, thinking it was another one of his scams. Klinger saw no other way out, he went AWOL and managed to bump a generals poodle to get a spot on the plane. He was all ready to bugger off, when he realised what he was doing. Klinger returned to the 4077th with a clear head. "Lavern had no right to do that to me, not while I was over here. She can have Morty. With any luck she get fat from all those sausages."

Klingers mother dosn't speak any english, all she knows is what the family tells her. Klinger thought he had her fooled, he didn't want her to worry so he told her that he was at Fort Dix New Jersey. She knew where he was, but didn't let on because she didn't want him to worry about her worrying. His father is nicknamed Butch and his sisters name is Evon. He has an Uncle Abule, on his mothers side. Klinger loves eating Packo's hungarian hotdogs. He is lebanese and his family speaks Arabic.

Klinger devotes his time to proving he is section 8 material.

Towards the end of the war Klinger met Soon-Lee a South Korean L.I.P. In "Goodbye Farewell and Amen" he popped the question. They had the first of two ceremonies with his 4077th family moments before they all began to head their seperate ways home.
~Klinger: "If my dog had your face, I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards!"
After the war:Got married to Soon-lee and is staying in Korea until they find her parents and brother.